I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
