So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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