he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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