Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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