He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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