I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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