dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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