Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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