It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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