I got chris browned last night
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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