Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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