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In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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