Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Randomize
