I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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