I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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