So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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