Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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