i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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