So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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