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Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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