I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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