Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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