i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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