"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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