Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I need to stop coming to work sober
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Randomize
