haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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