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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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