We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I just got carded by a ten year old.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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