Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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