Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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