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(209): View more from California

just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment

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(630): View more from Illinois

i have a girlfriend

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if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?

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no

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic

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(541): View more from Oregon

11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."

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(416): View more from Toronto

We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again

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