She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
And the cops told us we were all naked.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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