careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Dear god my vagina.
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