Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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