I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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