dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He's a Shit stain on my heart
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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