Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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