what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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