but the lizard people decide everything anyway
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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