If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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