how can u be prego again
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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