What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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