Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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