But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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