i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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