singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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