I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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