I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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