you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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