Whod you bang
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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