Porn is love you can see.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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