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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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